Homeland Insecurity
After Umar Farouk Abdul Mitallab was aprehended mid-flight attempting to set off his underwear, Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano was quoted as saying, “the system works.” It must be her digestive system she’s referring to because it takes guts to spin such a lame cliche in the face of a total air security melt-down.

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