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Once again Gentile Petaluma has attracted the attentions of an urbane suitor from the big city. This time it’s AT&T who rode into town in a fleet of white vans emblazoned with the blue skeleton-globe logo to sweep Miss Petaluma off her dainty high-button shoes. Her current swain, Comcast, was aghast at the prospect of competing for his betrotheds’ affections. Will handsome, but mysterious AT&T be Miss Petaluma’s knight in high-tech armor? Will Comcast start treating Petaluma with the respect she deserves? Will Miss Petaluma get a new crinoline bustle for Christmas? Tune in for future installments.